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             \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.24 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd 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                         Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e💬 WHAT THIS IS \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a women’s cropped hoodie designed for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- women navigating hormones with humour and confidence \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- gym girls who want something cute and a little chaotic \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- those balancing workouts, life, and ever-changing moods \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- anyone fully embracing their “unhinged but thriving” era \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👉 Perfect for gym sessions, rest days, or everyday athleisure \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧠 THE FEEL \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a hoodie. It’s: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- chaos… but make it cute \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- confident, self-aware energy \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- “I’m doing my best, and that’s enough” vibes - cozy, flattering, and a little rebellious \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✨ DESIGN DETAILS \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhrase: “Hormonally Unhinged \u0026amp; Thriving” \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTypography: “Hormonally Unhinged \u0026amp;” → bold sans serif “thriving” → elegant cursive script \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAesthetic: playful, expressive, and slightly edgy \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned to stand out while still being wearable daily \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 PRODUCT FEATURES \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWomen’s cropped hoodie \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabric blend: 85% combed, ring-spun cotton 15% recycled polyester \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMedium-weight fabric: 7.0 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft 3-end fleece for a smooth, premium feel \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUltra tight-knit construction for crisp, vibrant prints \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRelaxed fit for comfort and movement \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRaw bottom hem for a trendy cropped look \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnder 5% shrinkage Tear-away label for added comfort \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted using DTF (Direct-To-Film) method for long-lasting design \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎯 FIT \u0026amp; STYLE \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCropped, relaxed fit \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSlightly oversized feel through the shoulders \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHits perfectly with high-waisted leggings or joggers \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEasy to style for gym, errands, or casual days \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFlattering without trying too hard \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🕰️ VINTAGE + TREND APPEAL \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCropped raw hem silhouette taps into current streetwear + retro trends \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScript + bold font combo gives a subtle vintage graphic feel \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooks like a thrifted favourite… but better \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the “effortless, undone, slightly chaotic” aesthetic \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 WHY PEOPLE LOVE IT \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ flattering, on-trend cropped fit \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ funny, bold, and deeply relatable \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ soft, cozy, and breathable \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ perfect mix of cute + chaos \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🚚 SHIPPING \u0026amp; PRODUCTION \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order (print-on-demand) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProcessing time: 2–5 business days \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping time varies by location \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted and shipped by our 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solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            29.92 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            31.10 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            31.89 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            33.07 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            33.86 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length from center back, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            33.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            34.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            35.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            36.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            37.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd 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                         Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e💬 WHAT THIS IS \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex heavy blend hoodie designed for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- women navigating hormones with humour and confidence \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- gym girls who want cozy layers with personality \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- busy moms and women doing life on fluctuating energy \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- anyone embracing their “unhinged but thriving” era \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👉 Perfect for gym warm-ups, rest days, or everyday wear 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