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                    \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e💬 WHAT THIS IS \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex heavy blend hoodie designed for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- women navigating hormones with humour and confidence \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- gym girls who want cozy layers with personality \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- busy moms and women doing life on fluctuating energy \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- anyone embracing their “unhinged but thriving” era \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👉 Perfect for gym warm-ups, rest days, or everyday wear \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧠 THE FEEL \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a hoodie. 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