{"product_id":"hormonally-unhinged-thriving-tote-bag-canvas-grocery-bag-perimenopause-hormone-humour-bag-hmhc","title":"Hormonally Unhinged \u0026 Thriving Tote Bag | Canvas Grocery Bag | Perimenopause | Hormone Humour Bag | HMHC","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch2\u003e💬 WHAT THIS IS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a sturdy everyday canvas tote designed for women who:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eare navigating hormones with humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eneed a bag that carries everything \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e makes a statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eappreciate practical pieces with personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eare surviving perimenopause one coffee run at a time 😅\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e👉 Perfect for errands, gym gear, groceries, library trips, or everyday life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e🧠 THE FEEL\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a tote bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003equiet rebellion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efunctional chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“yes I’m hormonal, now hand me my iced coffee” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft canvas. Sharp honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✨ DESIGN DETAILS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhrase: \u003cstrong\u003e“Hormonally Unhinged \u0026amp; Thriving”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: clean, bold typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlacement: front-facing statement print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAesthetic: minimalist, relatable, unapologetically real\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003e👜 PRODUCT FEATURES\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz)\u003c\/strong\u003e for durability and structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat corners for a slim, clean silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable carrying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in natural and black colour options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSewn-in label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e✨ Strong enough for groceries, books, gym gear, and daily essentials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✨ Softens beautifully over time with use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e📏 SIZE \u0026amp; USE\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpacious interior for everyday essentials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable shoulder carry design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for carrying:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elaptops + notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egroceries + farmers market finds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egym clothes + water bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebooks, journals, and emotional support snacks 😅\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLine dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on printed area\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003e🎯 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoffee runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etherapy days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eerrands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egym sessions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egrocery hauls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecasual everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003e🎁 GIFT IDEA\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewomen 40+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eyour hormonally exhausted bestie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emoms in their villain era 😅\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoworkers who get it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eor yourself (because you deserve cute coping mechanisms)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003e🔥 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause it’s durable, practical, and says exactly what everyone around you should probably already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e🚚 SHIPPING \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProcessing time: 2–5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipping times vary by location\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003e⚠️ PLEASE NOTE\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural canvas may contain slight texture\/colour variations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours may vary slightly depending on screen settings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":42570249764949,"sku":"44937631393491289794","price":19.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/7712\/0085\/files\/18212064980530000042_2048.jpg?v=1780594635","url":"https:\/\/thehotmesshormoneclub.com\/products\/hormonally-unhinged-thriving-tote-bag-canvas-grocery-bag-perimenopause-hormone-humour-bag-hmhc","provider":"Hot Mess Hormone Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}