ESTROGEN HAS LEFT THE CHAT

No goodbye. No explanation. Not even a fucking thumbs-up.

One minute she was here, quietly helping run the operation. The next? Gone. Now the thermostat is possessed, sleep has become optional, and your emotional stability is apparently operating on a freelance basis.

Featuring an original Hot Mess Hormone Club design with gritty punk-rock energy, this heavyweight boxy tee is for every woman who entered perimenopause wondering who changed the settings without asking.

THE DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 3023CL Boxy Tee

• 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric

• Relaxed, boxy silhouette

• Slightly cropped length

• Pigment-dyed for a soft, vintage-inspired finish

• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for added stability

• Soft, lived-in feel from the first wear

FIT + FEEL

Relaxed and boxy with a slightly cropped length and structured drape.

The heavyweight cotton gives it a premium feel without feeling stiff. Because of the pigment-dyeing process, subtle colour variations are part of what makes each piece unique and may continue to develop with washing and wear.

Stick with your usual size for the intended relaxed fit or size up if you want it extra roomy.

• Estrogen may have left the chat. Unfortunately, the rest of us are still here dealing with the group project.