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Hoodie

Estrogen Has Left the Chat Graphic Hoodie

$47.99

Size: S

Color: Dark Heather

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No goodbye. No explanation. Not even a fucking thumbs-up.

One minute she was here, quietly helping run the operation. The next? Gone. Now the thermostat is possessed, sleep has become optional, and your emotional stability is apparently operating on a freelance basis.

Featuring an original Hot Mess Hormone Club design with gritty punk-rock energy, this cozy hoodie is for every woman who entered perimenopause wondering who changed the settings without asking.

THE DETAILS

• Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester

• Medium-heavy 8 oz fabric

• Soft fleece interior

• Classic unisex fit

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Front kangaroo pocket

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Double-needle stitching for added durability

• Tear-away label

Fibre content may vary slightly by colour.

FIT + FEEL

Classic, cozy and comfortably relaxed with plenty of room for layering.

Stick with your usual size for an everyday fit or size up for an oversized, leave-me-alone-while-I-figure-out-what-my-hormones-are-doing fit.

Estrogen may have left the chat. Unfortunately, the rest of us are still here dealing with the group project.