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T-Shirt

Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Crop Tee

$32.99

Color: White

Size: XS/S

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Hormonally unhinged. Thriving anyway. Dressed appropriately for the occasion.

The Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Crop Tee is for the women navigating perimenopause, gym life, overstimulation, questionable patience, and whatever fresh hormonal nonsense today has decided to contribute.

With a relaxed boxy silhouette, cropped length, and vintage-washed finish, it has that effortless gym-girl feel for days when your hormones are doing entirely too much and you'd prefer your outfit to require very little.

Because we may be hormonally unhinged.

But we're still showing up looking pretty damn good.

THE FIT

Relaxed, boxy silhouette with structured shoulders and a cropped length that pairs perfectly with high-waisted leggings, shorts, jeans, or your favourite gym gear.

This style is intentionally shorter and boxier than a traditional tee.

THE DETAILS

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton in a heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for a structured feel with lived-in softness.

The pigment-dyed finish creates a vintage-washed appearance that develops even more character over time, while shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape helps maintain its shape and structure.

Finished with the “Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving” design across the front.

THE VIBE

Vintage. Cropped. Strong.

Hormones: questionable.

Outfit: under control.

MADE FOR YOU

Each piece is made to order, helping reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because of this, production time is added before shipping.

PLEASE CHECK YOUR SIZE

This is an intentionally cropped, boxy style and will fit differently from a traditional T-shirt. Take a quick look at the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer additional length or are deciding between sizes.