Hoodie
Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Cropped Hoodie
Color: Pale Pink
Size: XS
Quantity
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Hormonally unhinged. Thriving-ish. Cute hoodie though.
The Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Cropped Hoodie is for the women navigating perimenopause with fluctuating hormones, questionable patience, and the determination to keep showing up anyway.
Soft, cozy, and cropped with a relaxed modern fit, it’s perfect for gym days, coffee runs, errands, or those days when your emotional stability is hanging by a thread but your outfit absolutely does not need to advertise that.
Well... except for the words across your chest.
THE FIT
Relaxed cropped fit with a raw bottom hem for an effortless, modern silhouette.
This style is intentionally shorter than a traditional hoodie and pairs perfectly with high-waisted leggings, shorts, jeans, or your favourite gym gear.
THE DETAILS
Made from a medium-weight 7 oz fabric with 85% combed ring-spun cotton and 15% recycled polyester.
The soft 3-end fleece interior gives you cozy comfort without excessive bulk, making it an easy layering piece for workouts, everyday wear, and whatever hormonal adventure today has planned.
Finished with the “Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving” design across the front.
CURRENT OPERATING STATUS
Hormones: unsupervised.
Patience: fluctuating.
Midsection: ventilated.
Thriving: we said what we said.
MADE FOR YOU
Each piece is made to order, helping reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because of this, production time is added before shipping.
PLEASE CHECK YOUR SIZE
This is a cropped style and will fit differently from a traditional unisex hoodie. Take a quick look at the size chart before ordering, especially if you’re between sizes or prefer more length or room.