Hoodie
Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Hoodie | Womens Gym Hoodie | Cozy Mom Life Hoodie | Athleisure Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
💬 WHAT THIS IS
This is a unisex heavy blend hoodie designed for:
- women navigating hormones with humour and confidence
- gym girls who want cozy layers with personality
- busy moms and women doing life on fluctuating energy
- anyone embracing their “unhinged but thriving” era
👉 Perfect for gym warm-ups, rest days, or everyday wear
🧠 THE FEEL
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s:
- chaos… but comfortable
- “I’m a lot, and I’m okay with that” energy
- cozy confidence with a sense of humour
- a wearable reminder that you’re still thriving
✨ DESIGN DETAILS
Phrase: “Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving”
Typography: “Hormonally Unhinged &” → bold sans serif “thriving” → elegant cursive script
Aesthetic: playful, expressive, and slightly rebellious
Designed to stand out while still being wearable daily
👕 PRODUCT FEATURES
Gildan Heavy Blend™ Hoodie (18500)
Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Fabric blend: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Heather Sport colours: 60% polyester / 40% cotton
Soft, warm, and durable for everyday wear
Classic unisex fit
Spacious front pouch pocket
Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
Ribbed cuffs and hem for structure and shape retention
Tear-away label for a comfortable, scratch-free feel
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton
OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact
🎯 FIT & STYLE
Unisex, relaxed fit
Comfortable without feeling bulky
Easy to layer over gym outfits or casual looks
Pairs perfectly with leggings, joggers, or denim
Ideal for gym, errands, lounging, or travel
🕰️ VINTAGE + TREND APPEAL
Clean, bold typography gives a subtle retro graphic feel
Script + sans serif combo mirrors vintage-inspired designs
Neutral colourways create that effortless, worn-in aesthetic
Perfect for the current trend of “cozy, expressive loungewear.”
👉 Feels like something you’ve always had… but better
🎁 WHY PEOPLE LOVE IT
✔ funny, relatable, and confidence-boosting
✔ cozy, everyday staple
✔ versatile and easy to style
✔ perfect mix of humour + real life
🚚 SHIPPING & PRODUCTION
Made to order (print-on-demand)
Processing time: 2–5 business days
Shipping time varies by location
Printed and shipped by our trusted production partner
⚠️ NOTES
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Colours may vary slightly depending on the screen
Please check sizing before ordering
If there’s any issue, message me—I’ve got you 🤍
Size: S
Color: Sport Grey
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