Hoodie
Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Hoodie
Size: S
Color: Sport Grey
Quantity
Created especially for you, reducing unnecessary inventory.
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Hormonally unhinged. Still thriving. Definitions of “thriving” may vary.
The Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Hoodie is for the women navigating mood swings, hot flashes, brain fog, overstimulation, disappearing patience, and all the other delightful surprises nobody bothered mentioning in the over-40 orientation manual.
Soft, cozy, and unapologetically accurate, it’s the hoodie for days when you’re doing your best, even if your best currently involves caffeine, deep breathing, and asking everyone to please stop making noises.
Because thriving doesn’t always look polished.
Sometimes thriving is simply making it through the day without completely losing your shit.
THE FIT
Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, comfortable silhouette. Choose your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you prefer your hoodies extra roomy.
THE DETAILS
Made from a medium-heavy 8 oz fabric in a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for a soft, warm feel with enough structure to hold its shape.
Features a spacious front pouch pocket, double-lined hood with a colour-matched drawcord, ribbed cuffs and hem, and a tear-away label for added comfort.
Finished with the “Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving” design across the front.
CURRENT OPERATING STATUS
Hormones: unpredictable.
Patience: variable.
Internal thermostat: doing whatever the fuck it wants.
Thriving: technically, yes.
MADE FOR YOU
Each piece is made to order, helping reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because of this, production time is added before shipping.
PLEASE CHECK YOUR SIZE
This is a classic unisex hoodie with a relaxed fit. Take a quick look at the size chart before ordering, especially if you’re between sizes or prefer an oversized fit.