Sweatshirt
Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Crewneck Sweatshirt
Color: Light Pink
Size: S
Quantity
Created especially for you, reducing unnecessary inventory.
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Hormonally unhinged. Still thriving. Please don’t ask for supporting documentation.
The Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Crewneck is for the women navigating fluctuating hormones, questionable sleep, brain fog, overstimulation, random rage, and an internal thermostat that appears to be operating independently from the rest of the body.
Soft, cozy, and painfully accurate, it’s made for the days when “thriving” simply means you got dressed, handled your responsibilities, and managed not to tell anyone exactly what you were thinking.
We’re counting it.
THE FIT
Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, comfortable silhouette. Choose your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you prefer your sweatshirts extra roomy.
THE DETAILS
Made with a medium-heavy 8 oz fabric in a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for a soft interior with enough structure to hold its shape.
Features a ribbed knit collar, durable double-needle stitching, smooth tubular construction without side seams, and a tear-away label for added comfort.
Finished with the “Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving” design across the front.
CURRENT OPERATING STATUS
Hormones: freelancing.
Brain: 37 tabs open.
Patience: on a limited data plan.
Thriving: against all available evidence.
MADE FOR YOU
Each piece is made to order, helping reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because of this, production time is added before shipping.
PLEASE CHECK YOUR SIZE
This is a unisex sweatshirt with a classic relaxed fit. Take a quick look at the size chart before ordering, especially if you’re between sizes or prefer an oversized fit.