Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Tote Bag | Canvas Grocery Bag | Perimenopause | Hormone Humour Bag | HMHC

💬 WHAT THIS IS

This is a sturdy everyday canvas tote designed for women who:

• are navigating hormones with humor
• need a bag that carries everything and makes a statement
• appreciate practical pieces with personality
• are surviving perimenopause one coffee run at a time 😅

👉 Perfect for errands, gym gear, groceries, library trips, or everyday life.

🧠 THE FEEL

This isn’t just a tote bag.

It’s:

• quiet rebellion
• functional chaos
• “yes I’m hormonal, now hand me my iced coffee” energy

Soft canvas. Sharp honesty.

✨ DESIGN DETAILS

• Phrase: “Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving”
• Style: clean, bold typography
• Placement: front-facing statement print
• Aesthetic: minimalist, relatable, unapologetically real

👜 PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability and structure
• Flat corners for a slim, clean silhouette
• Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable carrying
• Available in natural and black colour options
• Sewn-in label

✨ Strong enough for groceries, books, gym gear, and daily essentials

✨ Softens beautifully over time with use

📏 SIZE & USE

• Spacious interior for everyday essentials
• Comfortable shoulder carry design

Perfect for carrying:

• laptops + notebooks
• groceries + farmers market finds
• gym clothes + water bottles
• books, journals, and emotional support snacks 😅

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Spot clean only
• Do not bleach
• Line dry
• Do not iron directly on printed area

🎯 PERFECT FOR

• coffee runs
• therapy days
• errands
• gym sessions
• grocery hauls
• casual everyday use

🎁 GIFT IDEA

Perfect for:

• women 40+
• your hormonally exhausted bestie
• moms in their villain era 😅
• coworkers who get it
• or yourself (because you deserve cute coping mechanisms)

🔥 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Because it’s durable, practical, and says exactly what everyone around you should probably already know.

🚚 SHIPPING & PRODUCTION

• Made to order
• Processing time: 2–5 business days
• Shipping times vary by location

⚠️ PLEASE NOTE

• Natural canvas may contain slight texture/colour variations
• Colours may vary slightly depending on screen settings