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Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Tote Bag
Color: Natural
Size: 15" x 16"
Quantity
Created especially for you, reducing unnecessary inventory.
Please allow production time before your order ships.
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For carrying all the shit required to keep the thriving portion of this operation running.
The Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving Tote Bag is for the women juggling hormones, responsibilities, gym gear, snacks, water bottles, and approximately 47 other things at any given moment.
Sturdy, roomy, and unapologetically accurate, it’s an everyday tote for work, errands, the gym, weekend adventures, or hauling around everything everyone somehow assumes you’ll have with you.
Are we thriving? Debatable.
Are we carrying everything required to do so? Absolutely.
THE DETAILS
Made from heavyweight 12 oz cotton canvas for a sturdy, durable feel that can handle everyday use without feeling stiff or bulky.
The flat-corner construction creates a clean, structured silhouette, while reinforced self-fabric handles make it comfortable to carry over your shoulder.
Available in natural and black colour options and finished with the “Hormonally Unhinged & Thriving” design on the front.
BUILT FOR REAL LIFE
Perfect for gym gear, work essentials, groceries, books, emergency snacks, the emotional-support water bottle, and all the random crap you've been carrying around for three weeks but refuse to take out.
MADE FOR YOU
Each tote is made to order, helping reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because of this, production time is added before shipping.