T-Shirt
Hormones Running Wild Still CEO Boxy Tee | Burnout Aesthetic Tee | Cropped Vintage T-Shirt | HMHC
Color: Butter
Size: S
Quantity
Made to Order
Created especially for you, reducing unnecessary inventory.
Production + Shipping
Please allow production time before your order ships.
Need Help?
Questions about your order? We're here to help.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 20.00 | 21.00 | 22.00 | 23.00 | 24.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 16.50 | 17.37 | 18.37 | 19.25 |
💬 WHAT THIS IS
This is a relaxed boxy graphic tee designed for women who:
- are balancing hormones, work, life, and overstimulation 😅
- laugh through the chaos because the alternative is crying
- love effortless statement pieces with personality
- want comfort that still feels cool and intentional
👉 Perfect for coffee runs, casual workdays, errands, gym layering, or surviving modern womanhood in style.
🧠 THE FEEL
This isn’t just a t-shirt.
It’s:
- Boss Energy under hormonal distress
- exhausted confidence
- “my endocrine system is spiralling, but I still have deadlines” vibes
Soft. Funny. Painfully relatable.
✨ DESIGN DETAILS
- Phrase:
- “Hormones Running Wild.”
- “Still CEO.”
- Style: bold feminine typography with script detail + heart accent
- Placement: front chest
- Aesthetic: burnout-girl boss meets cozy vintage streetwear
👕 PRODUCT FEATURES
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel
- Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz/yd² for structure and longevity
- Boxy, slightly cropped silhouette for relaxed styling
Construction Details
- Pigment-dyed finish for vintage, lived-in softness
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for stability
- Sewn-in label with clean seam construction
- Smooth surface ideal for crisp, high-quality printing
✨ Relaxed drape with substantial feel
✨ Vintage wash deepens beautifully over time
📏 FIT & STYLE
- Relaxed boxy silhouette
- Slightly cropped fit
- Structured shoulders with easy drape
👉 Pairs perfectly with:
- leggings
- high-waisted denim
- biker shorts
- oversized cardigans
- emotional support coffee 😅
👉 Size up for an oversized streetwear vibe
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron/steam low heat
- Do not dry clean
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- work-from-home days
- casual office wear
- errands
- coffee dates
- pretending you have your life together 😅
🎁 GIFT IDEA
Perfect for:
- women entrepreneurs
- exhausted moms
- burnout besties
- corporate girls in survival mode
- or yourself (because honestly… same)
🔥 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
Because it’s relaxed, flattering, and captures the exact experience of handling life while your hormones are staging a full rebellion.
🚚 SHIPPING & PRODUCTION
- Made to order
- Processing time: 2–5 business days
- Shipping times vary by location
⚠️ PLEASE NOTE
- Pigment-dyed colours naturally vary for a vintage effect
- Colours may appear slightly different depending on screen settings
- Slight variations make each piece uniquely yours