Hoodie
Mood: Unpredictable. Vibes: Immaculate. Graphic Hoodie
Size: S
Color: Dark Heather
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MOOD: UNPREDICTABLE. VIBES: IMMACULATE.
Emotional stability sold separately.
Maybe you're thriving. Maybe you're irritated because someone is breathing too loudly. Maybe you cried over a dog video six minutes ago and now you're ready to reorganize your entire life.
The mood? Absolutely anybody's guess.
The vibes, however? Fucking immaculate.
Featuring an original Hot Mess Hormone Club graphic packed with hot pink, leopard print, caffeine, lightning bolts and glorious midlife chaos, this hoodie is for the woman who has stopped requiring her emotional state to make sense before leaving the house.
Because perimenopause may have hijacked the controls, but she does not get to ruin the outfit.
THE DETAILS
• Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend™ Hoodie
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Medium-heavy 8 oz fabric
• Soft fleece interior
• Classic unisex fit
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Tear-away label
Fibre content may vary slightly by colour.
FIT + FEEL
Classic, cozy and comfortably relaxed with plenty of room for layering.
Stick with your usual size for an everyday fit or size up for that oversized, don't ask me what's wrong because I genuinely don't fucking know kind of fit.
Mood: unpredictable. Vibes: immaculate. Emotional stability: currently out of stock.