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Sweatshirt

My Hormones Are In Their Villain Era Crewneck Sweatshirt

$41.99

Color: Dark Heather

Size: S

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Apparently my hormones have abandoned character development and chosen chaos instead.

The My Hormones Are in Their Villain Era Crewneck is for the women who woke up one day and discovered their hormones had stopped being supporting characters and taken complete control of the plot.

Mood swings? Check. Questionable patience? Absolutely. Random rage over sounds that did not bother you yesterday? Welcome to the storyline.

Soft, cozy, and appropriately threatening, this is the sweatshirt for navigating your villain era without actually becoming the villain.

Probably.

THE FIT

Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, comfortable silhouette. Choose your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you prefer your sweatshirts extra roomy.

THE DETAILS

Made with a medium-heavy 8 oz fabric in a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for a soft interior with enough structure to hold its shape.

Features a ribbed knit collar, durable double-needle stitching, smooth tubular construction without side seams, and a tear-away label for added comfort.

Finished with the “My Hormones Are in Their Villain Era” design across the front.

CURRENT PLOT DEVELOPMENT

The estrogen is fluctuating.

The patience is dwindling.

The villain origin story is practically writing itself.

MADE FOR YOU

Each piece is made to order, helping reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because of this, production time is added before shipping.

PLEASE CHECK YOUR SIZE

This is a unisex sweatshirt with a classic relaxed fit. Take a quick look at the size chart before ordering, especially if you're between sizes or prefer an oversized fit.