My Hormones Are In Their Villain Era Crewneck Sweatshirt | Funny Perimenopause Sweatshirt | Menopause Humor Shirt | Women’s Graphic Crewneck | HMHC

💬 WHAT THIS IS

This is a cozy, statement-making crewneck sweatshirt designed for women who:

• are navigating perimenopause with varying levels of grace 😅
• occasionally wake up angry for absolutely no reason
• have experienced hot flashes, brain fog, and irrational rage before 9am
• cope with hormonal chaos through humor

👉 Perfect for everyday wear, gym sessions, coffee runs, or warning the public in advance.

🧠 THE FEEL

This isn’t just a sweatshirt.

It’s:

• hormonal chaos with a sense of humor
• unhinged but self-aware energy
• “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s not me” vibes

Because some seasons are healing eras.

And some are villain eras.

✨ DESIGN DETAILS

• Phrase: “My Hormones Are In Their Villain Era”
• Style: bold statement typography
• Placement: front chest
• Aesthetic: funny, edgy, unapologetically relatable

👕 PRODUCT FEATURES

• Classic crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)
• Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
• Soft, durable fabric built for everyday comfort

Construction Details

• Ribbed knit collar that helps retain shape
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Seamless tubular knit construction (no side seams)
• Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort

✨ Smooth print surface for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
✨ Made with ethically grown US cotton
✨ OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet environmental and safety standards

Please Note

• White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
• Orange may show subtle hue shifts depending on lighting
• Heather Sport colors are 60% polyester / 40% cotton

📏 FIT & SIZING

• Unisex fit
• Relaxed, classic silhouette

👉 Size up for an oversized cozy fit
👉 Stay true to size for a traditional everyday look

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on print
• Do not dry clean

🎯 PERFECT FOR

• perimenopause warriors
• gym girls running on spite
• coffee-fueled survival days
• casual everyday wear
• anyone embracing their chaotic era

🎁 GIFT IDEA

Perfect for:

• women 40+
• your spicy bestie
• sisters navigating hormonal changes
• moms who are absolutely trying their best
• or yourself (because honesty is important)

🔥 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Because it perfectly captures the experience of wanting peace while your hormones are actively choosing violence.

🚚 SHIPPING & PRODUCTION

• Made to order
• Processing time: 2–5 business days
• Shipping times vary by location

⚠️ PLEASE NOTE

• Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings
• Print placement may vary slightly due to production