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Hoodie

Not Friendly Cropped Hoodie

$44.99

Color: Black

Size: XS

Quantity

Made to Order

Created especially for you, reducing unnecessary inventory.

Production + Shipping

Please allow production time before your order ships.

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It’s not personal. Actually, it might be.

The Not Friendly Cropped Hoodie is for the women who have officially retired from performing pleasantness for the comfort of everyone around them.

Maybe you’re overstimulated. Maybe your social battery died three hours ago. Maybe your hormones have reduced your tolerance for unnecessary conversation to approximately zero.

Or maybe you just don’t feel like being friendly today.

All perfectly reasonable explanations.

THE FIT

Relaxed cropped fit with a raw bottom hem for an effortless, modern silhouette.

This style is intentionally shorter than a traditional hoodie and pairs perfectly with high-waisted leggings, shorts, jeans, or your favourite gym gear.

THE DETAILS

Made from a medium-weight 7 oz fabric with 85% combed ring-spun cotton and 15% recycled polyester.

The soft 3-end fleece interior gives you cozy comfort without excessive bulk, making it an easy layering piece for the gym, errands, coffee runs, or strategically avoiding unnecessary human interaction.

Finished with the “Not Friendly” design across the front.

CURRENT SOCIAL SETTINGS

Approachable: no.

Small talk: declined.

Personal space: strongly encouraged.

Please respect the signage.

MADE FOR YOU

Each piece is made to order, helping reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because of this, production time is added before shipping.

PLEASE CHECK YOUR SIZE

This is a cropped style and will fit differently from a traditional unisex hoodie. Take a quick look at the size chart before ordering, especially if you’re between sizes or prefer more length or room.