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Hoodie

Not Friendly Hoodie

$47.99

Size: S

Color: Dark Heather

Quantity

Made to Order

Created especially for you, reducing unnecessary inventory.

Production + Shipping

Please allow production time before your order ships.

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Not rude. Not angry. Just aggressively unavailable for unnecessary interaction.

The Not Friendly Hoodie is for the women whose social battery is dead, patience is limited, and face has apparently stopped pretending otherwise.

Perfect for gym days, errands, coffee runs, dog walks, or anywhere else you might encounter people who feel compelled to make small talk.

Soft, warm, and conveniently equipped with a message that saves you the trouble of saying it yourself.

Consider it wearable boundary setting.

THE FIT

Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, comfortable silhouette. Choose your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you prefer your hoodies extra roomy.

THE DETAILS

Made from a medium-heavy 8 oz fabric in a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for a soft, warm feel with enough structure to hold its shape.

Features a spacious front pouch pocket, double-lined hood with a colour-matched drawcord, ribbed cuffs and hem, and a tear-away label for added comfort.

Finished with the “Not Friendly” design across the front.

CURRENT SOCIAL SETTINGS

Small talk: disabled.

People-ing: limited availability.

Personal space: mandatory.

Facial expression: apparently saying it all.

MADE FOR YOU

Each piece is made to order, helping reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because of this, production time is added before shipping.

PLEASE CHECK YOUR SIZE

This is a classic unisex hoodie with a relaxed fit. Take a quick look at the size chart before ordering, especially if you’re between sizes or prefer an oversized fit.