Patience Is Low. Boundaries Are High

Consider this your wearable disclaimer.

Somewhere along the way, we stopped having the energy to tolerate everything just to keep everyone else comfortable. The patience got shorter. The boundaries got stronger. And frankly? We’re okay with that.

Featuring an original Hot Mess Hormone Club design with a little vintage grit and a whole lot of 40+ energy, this cozy hoodie is for the women who have officially retired from over-explaining, over-giving, and saying yes when they really mean absolutely fucking not.

THE DETAILS

• Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester

• Medium-heavy 8 oz fabric

• Soft fleece interior

• Classic unisex fit

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Front kangaroo pocket

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Double-needle stitching for added durability

• Tear-away label

Fibre content may vary slightly by colour.

FIT + FEEL

Classic, cozy and comfortably relaxed with plenty of room for layering.

Stick with your usual size for an everyday fit or size up for that gloriously oversized, do-not-disturb-me hoodie energy.

For women whose patience may be running on fumes, but whose boundaries have never been healthier.