Sweatshirt
Estrogen Has Left The Chat Crewneck Sweatshirt
Color: White
Size: S
Quantity
Created especially for you, reducing unnecessary inventory.
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Estrogen has left the chat. Nobody knows when she’ll be back. Things are deteriorating rapidly.
The Estrogen Has Left the Chat Crewneck is for the women who entered perimenopause expecting the occasional hot flash and instead discovered that estrogen apparently packed a tiny suitcase and abandoned its responsibilities.
Brain fog. Mood swings. Sleep chaos. Random rage. Forgetting the word for a thing you’ve known your entire life.
Meanwhile, estrogen is somewhere with her notifications turned off.
THE FIT
Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, comfortable silhouette. Choose your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you prefer your sweatshirts extra roomy.
THE DETAILS
Made with a medium-heavy 8 oz fabric in a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for a soft interior with enough structure to hold its shape.
Features a ribbed knit collar, durable double-needle stitching, smooth tubular construction without side seams, and a tear-away label for added comfort.
Finished with the “Estrogen Has Left the Chat” design across the front.
CURRENT HORMONAL STATUS
Estrogen: offline.
Internal thermostat: unsupervised.
Memory: buffering.
Patience: last seen Tuesday.
MADE FOR YOU
Each piece is made to order, helping reduce unnecessary inventory and waste. Because of this, production time is added before shipping.
PLEASE CHECK YOUR SIZE
This is a unisex sweatshirt with a classic relaxed fit. Take a quick look at the size chart before ordering, especially if you’re between sizes or prefer an oversized fit.